Dear 240sx,

We’ve had some good times in the short time we’ve been friends, but yesterday was not one of them.
I take exceptional care of you, so for you to go and shatter the transmission, well I did not appreciate that one too much.
For, all I wanted to do last night, was go drifting in the snow in the Albertson’s parking lot, but you had to go and grenade the transmission.
Thankfully, I got my fill of “spirited” driving last night in a MazdaSpeed6, so it’s ok.
But now I have to fix you, and in order to do that, it’s going to cost more money and time then I really feel like putting into you right now.

Alas, I will do it, for I have this unusual strange love with you. But for tonight I am very upset with you, for I am stuck at home, alone, and bored to shit.

May we get past this,

Joshua